♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i hope you're feeling good. i hope you had a good day because it's about to get better. welcome to the show. hey, did you see this, you guys? in a statement yesterday, charlie sheen said he has to "put down his sword like errol flynn and say, 'thank you.'" [ light laughter ] so one thing's for sure, he's still high. [ laughter ] listen to this. charlie sheen sent a text message to e! news, where he said that people should stop caring about him and focus on the situation in egypt. which is weird because the egyptians said people should stop worrying about them and get charlie sheen some help. that's what they did. [ laughter ] you guys, we have ricky martin on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ]

i love ricky martin. man, i haven't seen him since our days in menudo. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] thank you. >> audience member: go jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's another guy from menudo. [ laughter ] when you reach a certain age, they throw us out. congratulations to my man craig ferguson, who just had a baby boy named liam. hey! [ cheers and applause ] that's great, isn't it? so if you're watching right now, liam, i just want to say, what's your favorite "late night" show. huh? [ laughter ] who is your favorite "late night" show host? huh? who is it? it's me. it's jimmy. [ light laughter ] seriously though, congratulations, craig. that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] happy for that guy. this is pretty cool, you guys. mtv is airing a six-hour "jersey shore" marathon on super bowl sunday. [ cheers and applause ]

so when you're done watching america's most violent pastime, you can then switch over to the super bowl. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry. >> steve: you galluped. >> jimmy: yeah, i was doing horse. i didn't know what was going on. [ laughter ] >> steve: the bumpy horse. >> jimmy: like that's a dance. yeah, yeah. >> steve: "hey, it's the bumpy horse." >> jimmy: i just started doing the horse. i don't know what happened. [ light laughter ] this is pretty crazy, you guys. a man here in new york was arrested yesterday for stealing a garbage truck. [ light laughter ] that's too bad because he was this close to having all that garbage. [ laughter ] you know? that's right. a man in new york stole a garbage truck. people knew it wasn't a real new york garbage man because he kept stopping to pick up trash. [ laughter ]

"that's weird. he usually just parks in the middle of the street and we just wait for him." big news. it was announced today that egyptian president hosni mubarak's son, gamal, won't run for president. that makes sense. i mean, an unpopular president is voted out of office and then his inexperienced son becomes president? that could never happen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: never happen. >> jimmy: i just read about a man in new york who built a 35-foot tall snowman. it was cool. instead of a top hat, he used a giant bucket. instead of a carrot, he used a traffic cone. and instead of having a life, he built a 35-foot snowman. [ laughter ] why? poor guy. >> steve: cried? >> jimmy: tears? frozen tears?

and finally, you guys, the green bay packers said this week they want to offer brett favre a job with the organization in the future. i'm not sure what that job would be, but i think we can rule out team photographer. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's guitar legend yngwie malmsteen right there. [ cheers and applause ] come on! he's sitting in with the roots tonight.

he's got a new album, "relentless." here he is on the cover of "guitar player" magazine. look at him shredding over here. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] yngwie! thank you so much for being here, my man. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so excited about tonight's show. a true comedy legend, and this week's host of "saturday night live," dana carvey is here! [ cheers and applause ] my favorite dude. favorite comedian. i love him. also, the lovely young actress, starring with leighton meester in the scary movie "the roommate," minka kelly is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] i love minka kelly. and as i said earlier, we've got a performance from the one, the only ricky martin, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] and he said, backstage, he's looking extra sexy. [ laughter ] you guys, today is thursday, which means it's time to "remix the clips." here we go!

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, this is where we take stuff that we found on the internet and tv, stuff that's funny, weird or interesting, and have our very own questlove remix it. there he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] it's pretty amazing when you see what he does with this stuff. our first clip is a guy who has just had his wisdom teeth removed. it looks like he went a little heavy on the gas at the dentist office, because he seems to think that the dentist chair is really the driving seat of a ferrari. check it out. [ beeping ] [ makes engine sounds ] [ laughter ]

[ applause ] >> jimmy: this next clip is probably one of the best moments in the history of miniature golf. take a look. oh, my god! >> it's a ghost ball. [ yelling ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] [ screaming ] >> jimmy: i want to hang out with those guys. how much fun are they having? [ screams ] that is so crazy. i love those guys.

they get so excited. this next clip is my favorite. you're a little girl. you get your own talk show with all your stuffed animal friends. the camera's on. it's time for "the channing show!"e >> welcome to "the channing show!" i'm going to be doing a stuffed animal dog show. here's what i want you to do. i want you to make a video response of yourself doing a stuffed animal dog show, too. we'll pick out a lot of people and we'll see who's the best. okay, here's what i'm going to do. i'm going to be in front of this closet. okay, and then -- [ screams ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god! i think she recovered well there. i think she recovered real well. she's so cute. i love "the channing show." it's one of my favorite shows. i'm going to be in front of this closet. okay, and then -- [ screams ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god! i think she recovered well there. i think she recovered real well. she's so cute. i love "the channing show." it's one of my favorite shows.

"i'm going to stand right --" and you go like, "no! oh, my gosh!" oh, man. this is our last clip here. now, there aren't that many people who can sing all five octaves on the piano. you got your mariah carey, you have christina aguilera and you got this guy. get ready to meet shane, everybody. >> hi, everybody. it's me, shane lee. i'm going to sing five octaves on the piano. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ]

♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. okay, you can see where -- [ applause ] not quite. james, can you do that? you can? ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪

[ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. what is that? [ cheers and applause ] okay, let me try it. i can try it. let me try it. give me the key. i can do it. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] i got a good ear. i got a good ear for music.e those are the four clips that we have today. questlove, let's see what you can do with them, my friend. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show, everybody. oh, sounding good, my man. thank you so much for tuning in. you know, actually, i have a pretty funny story i was going to tell, if you don't mind. the other day, i was out. i was eating dinner and -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! dinner. yeah, that's great, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> i get it, man. dinner, "late night with jimmy fallon." it's hilarious. i see where you're going with that one. ha, ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what do you mean you see where i'm going? >> i mean, come on. dinner -- dinner, dinner party, "party in the usa," the song by miley cyrus, she's smoking the salvia on tmz, tlc, no i don't want no scrubs, "scrubs," zach braff, "garden state," bring you back to jersey, "the jesery shore," "the situation room with wolf blitzer," wolf blitzer, cnn.com, comcast, who did comcast just buy? nbc, home of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i guess the same as i liked you before. >> a scale of one to ten then. >> jimmy: i don't know. six? >> ha, ha, ha, ha. oh, man, you did it again. six, "late night with jimmy fallon." that's hilarious. man, i totally see where you're going with that one. ha, ha. >> jimmy: what? what are you talking about? >> come on. six -- six flags, flag day, daylight savings time, turning back the clock, like "a clockwork orange," orange soda, who always drank orange soda? kel from "kenan and kel," bringing you back to nickelodeon, all that good burger, good merger between aol and time warner, pop warner, pee-wee football, pee-wee herman, he's going on a big adventure, "adventureland," amusement park, ferris wheel, "ferris bueller," he's breaking through the fourth wall like the kool-aid man, kool-aid kool bursts, squeeze it, squeeze what, fruity flavor, life savers, lightsaber, darth vader, darth maul, mall walkers walking past the foot locker, not "the hurt locker," which won the oscar, oscars to the globes, globes to emmys, who hosted the emmys? jimmy fallon, host of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now?

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was pretty good. i've got to give it up. up, up in the air, up, up and away, like "superman," super bowl, soup or salad, salad days, "dazed and confused," led zeppelin, "stairway to heaven," "7th heaven," 7-eleven, "ocean's eleven," george clooney, "e.r.," bring you back to e.d., erectile dysfunction, viagra, niagara falls, canada, mounties, they're riding the horses like seabiscuit, beef brisket, pop it in the oven like pop and fresh, the pillsbury dough boy, crescent rolls, rolling pins, "rolling stone," "sympathy for the devil," deviled eggs, "green eggs and ham," sam i am, will.i.am, will i ain't afraid of no ghosts, "ghostbusters," egon, ego, eggo, waffles, you're pouring the syrup into the squares, square root, the roots, the greatest band in all of the land, they're lending a hand on nbc, studio 6-b, "late night" with me, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now?

[ cheers and applause ] >> i get it, man. i get it. you're better than me. you did it again. but, you know, this is all i had going for me, man. i'm out of here. [ audience aws ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. come back, buddy. i'm sorry. come on back. [ laughter ] ♪ hey -- hey, really, i meant nothing. i was just trying to goof with you. i was just doing a goof. come on. there you go. thanks, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, mets bucket hat guy, we -- we want you back here.

come on, man. i'm sorry. i was just making a joke. [ audience aws ] ♪ oh, there he is. [ cheers ] the suspense. he's very upset. hey, give it up for mets bucket hat guy, you guys. give it up for him. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll be right back with dana carvey, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that guy is amazing. thank you, buddy. our first guest is an emmy-winning performer and "saturday night live" legend. this week, he returns to host "saturday night live" with musical guest linkin park. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dana carvey! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> yeah! [ in a southern accent ] >> jimmy: that was sweet right there. >> the oh, there he is. [ cheers ] the suspense. he's very upset. hey, give it up for mets bucket hat guy, you guys. give it up for him. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll be right back with dana carvey, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ lysol knows a real clean isn't just something you see... it's something you smell. new lysol no mess automatic toilet bowl cleaner

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>> jimmy: wow, that guy is amazing. thank you, buddy. our first guest is an emmy-winning performer and "saturday night live" legend. this week, he returns to host "saturday night live" with musical guest linkin park. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome dana carvey! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> yeah! [ in a southern accent ] >> jimmy: that was sweet right there. >> they were coming. >> they come out kind of slow like that. i didn't expect that. >> jimmy: no. >> whew! i want that for the youtube moment. that's going to be on youtube. [ imitates donald trump ] >> jimmy: you got to make it youtube-able. [ imitates paul mccartney ]

>> you got to make it youtuboo. you know, i was watching -- you know? we just go right into the thing we did last time. paul mccartney, for you youngsters under 70. >> jimmy: youbatooble. >> i doubly do boo. you want to cross the desky booble. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: i was doing donald trump in saying, "you've got to make it youtube-able." >> oh, that's funny! >> jimmy: he doesn't say that. "youtube-able." >> i got a message from dennis miller. [ imitates dennis miller ] >> "crimeny, you going on 'fallon.' the kid's got some moves." [ laughter ] you're a kid! >> jimmy: i'm a kid. i'm a 36-year-old kid. >> 36? my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm old. >> oh, yeah, i'm -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're back on "snl." you're back hosting. >> i am. it's unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] [ jimmy as regis philbin ] >> jimmy: "you're back! you're back! hosting 'saturday night live!' dana carvey host of the show!" >> "what do you think?" regis philbin says, "i know you like to horse around out there. you like to horse around?" >> jimmy: "we're going to horse around!"

>> "all we're doing right now is horsing around! [ laughter ] i talk like this and then i talk like that! i'm out of control! i'm --" [ yelling ] we did this last time. we're having so much fun, and i know you're wondering why and how. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] dana, we're all stoked that you're here. >> i think i love you. yes, i'm going on "saturday night live." >> jimmy: yeah. it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: this is very big. you've been here all week. >> yeah, i've been here all week. it's been tough. yeah, the cast is awesome. funny, cool. >> jimmy: i mean, you've worked with two other different casts. is that correct? >> yes, i have. i remember the first night sandler came into my office, adam sandler. and i had been on the show for a while, and he was young and fresh. and he goes -- [ speaks gibberish ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, he just walks in and goes -- [ speaks gibberish ] [ laughter ] >> that's the other one. >> jimmy: that's a great one. he can do that and just make anyone laugh. >> and then jon lovitz. he did the liar. remember, he did the liar.

[ imitates jon lovitz ] "yeah, that's the ticket. you understand? yeah, i was president of the united states. yeah, that's the ticket." and then i came in and did the church lady. "special!" >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] the church lady. >> but up on 17, the writers there, they're like you. i mean, they know everything i've ever done, and it's kind of frightening. but bill hader and jon, they just love mickey rooney. they love me doing mickey rooney. >> jimmy: do you do mickey rooney with them? >> do you guys know who mickey rooney is? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: for those of you that don't know, mickey rooney was a legend. >> he was a huge star in the 1930s and 40s. he's 5-feet tall. now he's 93, and he does like to remind people that he was a pretty big star. because i did a sitcom with him in 1980 in this space. >> jimmy: where we're shooting the show was once a sitcom. what was the name of the sitcom? >> "one of the boys." >> jimmy: there it is, "one of the boys." dana, nathan lane. >> that's me. [ laughter ] think i could get a date? [ laughter ] ♪ nathan lane

oh, sammy, where you going ma, ma, ma ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ i got to sing a song ♪ hakuna matata [ laughter ] >> mickey would introduce him before. he would go, "once in a lifetime, a talent comes along. ladies and gentlemen, for your edification, mr. nathan lane." and they'd applaud. and then it would be my turn. i'd look like i was 12 years old. and he would, "now dana flarney will come out here and --" >> jimmy: dana flarney. that's not what he said. >> but he was king of the non sequiturs . he would just, all of a sudden, out of the blue go, "i was the number one star in the world. you hear me? bang! [ kiss sound ] the world." [ laughter ] now, that's only funny because it's absolutely true. >> jimmy: come on! >> and people ask me, "did he really go --" [ kiss sound ] and i go, "he did." and mathematically, it's brilliant because he couldn't go, "i was the number one star in the world. bang! you hear me? the world." right? he needed "number one star in

the world. bang! you hear me? [ kiss sound ] the world." you know? it's kind of a nice little set up. >> jimmy: that is ridiculous that he did that. but he would say that to you? he'd just tell you that he was the biggest star in the world? >> yeah, and he thought -- nothing wrong with it, but he thought i was gay. and he would put his arm around nathan lane, look at me -- true story, 1980, and just say, "i'm just glad i like girls." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he was so close. he was very close. >> anyway, it was like "three's company" in real-time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're very excited about seeing the show. any surprises? can you tell us what's -- because i know a couple little surprises. >> well, yeah, there's going to be a lot of surprises. i don't want to give it away, but there were a few -- [ imitates tom brokaw ] >> jimmy: "why would you want to give it away?" >> "why would i want to give it away? if tom brokaw talks like this one more time -- we're going to have a special, special guest star on the show, jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: "it's going to be classic, classic --"

>> "yeah, little lucy lost her locket --" [ laughter ] "hey, tom, maybe you shouldn't do nursery rhymes." "no, i'm going to do it again. little lucy -- toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. a skunk sat on --" [ speaks gibberish ] all right. well, we've got to go to commercial. >> jimmy: can i ask one thing? are you going to bring back the church lady this saturday? >> "well, jimmy, i'll just say it this way. [ laughter ] sometimes in life, we don't know if there is going to be mr. surprise." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got more with dana carvey when we get back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so what do you think?

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jimmy: welcome back. i'm hanging out with the one and only dana carvey. the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over one another ] >> jimmy: -- your thighs were getting -- >> yeah, my thigh and tummy area. i tend to put on a few pounds in my thigh and tummy area. >> jimmy: you do a little -- >> and my buns! [ light laughter ] that gets a laugh normally. just the word "buns." [ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: lyle, the effeminate heterosexual coming back? >> i don't know. it's possible. >> jimmy: i love lyle. >> do they know that one? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, of course. >> that's insane. that was robert smigel's thing. lyle -- and i had to -- i couldn't do the church lady, because i have a hard time -- because she's like this, you know, basically. "well --" so i had to come up with a different voice for lyle. so i sort of made him like this. why does everyone think that i'm gay? that was because i couldn't get up in the church lady register. >> jimmy: lyle wasn't gay. >> he wasn't. he was a completely heterosexual man. it just appeared that he might have questions in the night. [ laughter ] but he was totally straight!

but yeah. >> jimmy: "questions in the night." >> questions in the night. >> jimmy: that's the name of your autobiography. >> "carvey: it's a nocturnal conundrum." [ laughter ] see, i couldn't thought of those words without my friend dennis. >> jimmy: wait, i want to know some ideas that did not make it in this week. you brought some ideas that did not -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: because sometimes, you bring ideas, just to be -- >> yeah, i had an idea to do an old italian guy who was sort of perverted and would act out sexual things. and then make up fake italian words. it sounds terrific already. [ laughter ] so, he's in the town square. [ fake italian ] he's a guy with a wife. and he goes -- [ fake italian ] can i stand up? and then he'd be like -- [ fake italian ] [ laughter ] [ fake italian ] [ laughter ] just fake italian. [ fake italian ] [ laughter ] [ fake italian ] [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that's not a word. >> "the king's speech" impediment. >> jimmy: yeah, "the king's speech" impediment. >> he kind of stutters, but i thought it might be funny if he was like -- [ in a goofy voice ] "i'm the king of england! and this guy solved my speech impediment in two weeks!" either that or a guy like this. "yes, i am the king and i have to give a speech but -- [ clucks ] i like to -- [ clucks ] cluck a lot." [ laughter ] "can you stop clucking?" "no, i can't seem to stop -- [ clucks ] -- clucking. i love --" [ clucks ] but you must stop me from clucking. [ clucks ] >> jimmy: he clucks a lot. >> he clucks a lot, ladies and gentlemen. >> jimmy: "text talk"? >> "text talk," that's guys on -- do you have a cell phone? guys on a text show about texting, but they can barely pay attention because they're just -- "anyway, welcome to "text talk" and first guest will be coming out pretty soon." >> jimmy: "what's that?"

>> first "guest will be coming out. we're just -- yeah. 'text talk.'" >> jimmy: "the first guest --" >> "yeah, first guest in a second." >> jimmy: "do we got to a commercial or something?" >> "hold on. i'll introduce -- hold on one second. >> jimmy: "oh my god." >> "yeah, in a second." >> jimmy: "you just texted me." >> "yeah, i know." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks, it was funny. >> there was that -- [ cheers and applause ] and then my favorite, which you can do. you know in every, old western, there's always the dick at the bar that kind of go, "well, well, well, look at what we've gots ourselves here!" [ laughter ] and then just be really benign things. "we got ourselves a librarian! you gonna give us a book, librarian man? is that what you're going to do?" you can try one. i'm just a mail man. >> jimmy: "well, well, well, look at what we got here?" >> "we gots ourselves --" >> jimmy: "we gots ourselves a mailman." [ laughter ]

>> "you wanna mail a letter?" >> jimmy: "let me lick the stamp." [ in unison ] >> "well, well, well, well, looky what we got here." >> "we got a human being. you're going to walk around like a human being?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "you're going to eat food, then digest it, and poop it out?" >> "yeah, yeah! [ laughter ] that's right. you gonna try to hide your jowls with a turtle neck? [ laughter ] is that what you gonna do? turtle man? you just hide your --" [ gibberish ] >> jimmy: "well, well, well --" you guys, dana carvey, is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest linkin park! minka kelly joins us next. there she is in the bud light lime green room. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] at cheez-it, we expect a lot from our cheese. why did the cook get arrested? i don't know. he was caught beating an egg! [ laughs ] a cheese monger, a dairy farmer and a duck walk into this... wait a minute, have you heard this one?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know our next guest this evening from her work on "friday night lights." and starting tomorrow, you can see her on the big screen, opposite leighton meester in "the roommate." put it together for minka kelly, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: minka, thank you so much for being on the show. >> oh, my gosh. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: please, congratulations also, by the way, on the new gig. you're going to be a charlie's angel? >> i am. >> jimmy: how cool is that?

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but that's got to be a giant thing. now you have "the roommate" this weekend. >> i do. >> jimmy: i cannot wait to see the movie, 'cause this scares me just looking at the trailer. it's "single white female" -- >> loosely based, yes. >> jimmy: same type of vibe, where you and leighton meester are just pals, friends, roommates, in college, and then she starts going nuts. >> a little cuckoo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she has a chemical imbalance. >> jimmy: yeah, she does. [ light laughter ] >> it's true. >> jimmy: she goes bonkers on you. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys kind of look a like. i can see you guys being like kind of obsessed with each other. but she goes insane. >> yes. >> jimmy: there is one scene with the -- the earring -- >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: where she -- >> she let her ear close up and that was real. that was real. >> jimmy: you give her earrings, because you're just friends. i guess girls give each other earrings? >> yes. sorry, yes. >> jimmy: guys don't do that to each other. it's like, "hey, here's a belt." [ laughter ] guys don't give each other belts. "i got this belt for my friend gary." >> no, i wanted to loan her a pair of earrings. she wanted so badly to, you know, please me and wear my earrings. and not be disrespectful, i guess.

and so, she forced them -- >> jimmy: forces -- her ears are not pierced, and she's like -- [ popping sound ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. she's nut balls. >> also, she was in character. her level of commitment to the role was amazing. i mean, all the way down -- i'm not going to give anything away. but there was a cat on the set also and a cute, little tiny kitten and everyone was oohing and awing over the cat, and she even said to me, "god, i want to pet that cat, but i can't." because she can't, because it's a barrier between her and i. anything that gets in her way of our friendship is -- is dead to her, evil. >> jimmy: leighton, in real life, she's just like a method actor? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: she said, "absolutely not." she's just mean to everybody. >> "screw that cat." yeah. >> jimmy: oh my god. screw the -- really? she would not talk to that cat. >> yeah, she's like, "i'd love to pet this cat," and she like roughly -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what is wrong with her? she's the nicest person. >> she is the nicest person, which is a testament to her acting abilities. she did such a great job. >> jimmy: oh, man. and it ends up with this crazy girl fight at the end. >> oh, yeah.

>> jimmy: and you actually googled girl fights? >> yes, we did. yes, we wanted it to look -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm afraid of that. i'm afraid of that as well. >> yeah, we wanted it to be as real as possible. if you google "girl fights," you see girls fight to kill. not all fights are open-handed. girls throw punches and knees. and, you know, it's intense. >> jimmy: why, though? you're so pretty. why would you want to do that? [ light laughter ] it's great. but it's a bonkers fight at the end? >> yes. >> jimmy: i cannot wait to see this thing. i love movies like this. >> we were exhausted. >> jimmy: and your dad, i love the story, 'cause your dad sounds so cool. wants to go see it in a theater with -- not at a premiere, he wants to go to the regular theater? >> no, he refused to come to the premiere. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. "i don't want to see it with all the -- they are going to be polite. they'll clap when they're supposed to. no. i want to see it with the real people in the theater. i want to see the reaction. i want to --" >> jimmy: yeah, that's a dad right there for you. >> yeah. "i don't want to just go with a bunch of suits." >> jimmy: i love that. it's so cool. he just wants it the way -- his way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you got him a nice tv set. >> i did. >> jimmy: a flat screen tv. >> well, he's had the same, big tv for years.

>> jimmy: "i don't want no big flat -- flat tv. this one's big and bulky." [ laughter ] >> if it works, it's all he needs. he doesn't need -- >> jimmy: "it works. i don't need another one. this one works fine." >> "a dvr? i have four vcrs that work just fine." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does he really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: no! >> all timed-out to record the shows that he likes to have recorded. >> jimmy: that sounds like my dad. that's my parents. they do the same thing. i got them a tivo and then i went, like, six months later to say hi and visit and go, "hey, what's going on?" and there's the box. unopened, dust on the top. it's like, "yeah, we didn't get around to that." they didn't want to hear tivo. >> oh no, he's so opposed to the whole thing. i mean, he loves his screen, because he loves watching movies and tv and stuff, but he still has his vcrs. but instead of getting digital cable even. he sent me an e-mail, "hey mink, i mean, he loves his screen, because he loves watching movies and tv and stuff, but he still has his vcrs. but instead of getting digital cable even. he sent me an e-mail, "hey mink, you wouldn't believe it. i put bunny ears on the plasma television. i get the hd channels. i don't need cable." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys think it's a joke? here's your dad's tv set. there you go.

[ laughter ] i love your dad. he is awesome. >> but let's talk also about this speaker here. >> jimmy: what is that crazy center -- is he in a band? >> "this speaker works fine." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> "why do i need a new speaker?" >> jimmy: where does he live? >> in west hollywood. >> jimmy: god, i love your dad. he sounds awesome. >> he is. >> jimmy: he's gonna have fun this weekend when he goes to see this movie, 'cause i heard it's just great. well, thank you so much for coming. we have a clip of the movie, i just want to show. here's minka kelly in a scene from "the roommate." hey, sarah, listen, something is up with your roommate. >> what do you mean? >> she was outside my room this morning. >> doing what? >> waiting for me. i opened my door and there she was just sitting there, staring, like some psycho. >> why would she do that? >> you ask her. i'm staying away from her. >> okay. i've got to go. ♪

>> jimmy: yeah, scary leighton. you guys go see "the roommate" tomorrow. our thanks to the great minka kelly. ricky martin performs next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my vet thinks my insides are in mint condition. [ female announcer ] vets agree, a healthy checkup starts inside. our breakthrough iams premium protection formula is developed with vets with cutting edge ingredients for the lifelong health of your pet. [ dog ] healthy inside and out. come on, up high! [ female announcer ] iams premium protection. our most advanced iams nutrition. ever. [ dog ] i am an iams dog. ♪ woof.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a pop music superstar who just released his 12th album. he's here to perform the single, "the best thing about me is you" with a little help from the roots. please welcome ricky martin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's going on, everyone? [ cheers and applause ] let me see you.

come on. ♪ ♪ i'm as happy as i can be 'cause i'm allergic to tragedy ♪ ♪ the doctor says something's wrong with me the smile on my face has no remedy ♪ ♪ so baby, don't say no come on and just say yes ♪ ♪ you know it's time to keep it simple let's take a chance and hope for the best ♪ ♪ life is short so make it what you wanna make it good don't wait until manana ♪ ♪ i think i'm cool 'cause your name's on this heart shaped tattoo ♪ ♪ now the best thing about me is you ♪ ♪ my crying days are now history i had a change of philosophy ♪

♪ i take each day as it comes to me and i won't take myself all that seriously ♪ ♪ so baby, don't say no come on and just say yes ♪ ♪ you know it's time to keep it simple let's take a chance and hope for the best ♪ ♪ life is short so make it what you wanna make it good don't wait until manana ♪ ♪ i think i'm cool 'cause your name's on this heart shaped tattoo ♪ ♪ now the best thing about me is you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ kick off your shoes lay back and take a load off ♪

♪ give me your blues let me love it away ♪ ♪ nothing to lose so don't act like such a grownup ♪ ♪ stay out all night in the moonlight with me ♪ ♪ don't say no no, no, don't say no just say yes come on and just say yes ♪ ♪ you know it's time to keep it simple let's take a chance and hope for the best ♪ ♪ life is short so make it what you wanna make it good don't wait until manana ♪ ♪ i think i'm cool 'cause your name's on this heart shaped tattoo ♪ ♪ now the best thing about me is you ooh ♪ ♪ the best thing about me is you ooh ♪ ♪ the best thing the best thing the best thing about me ooh ♪

>> that's right. man, it feels good. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great, great, great, great! thank you, thank you, thank you! ricky martin! come on! [ cheers and applause ] ricky martin! see him on tour, beginning march 25th in san juan, puerto rico. my thanks to dana carvey, minka kelly, ricky martin, once again. [ cheers and applause ] yngwie malmsteen and the greatest band in late night, the roots! [ cheers and applause ] stay-tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. i hope to see you tomorrow, everybody. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪